I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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