yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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