She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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