You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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