i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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