tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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