It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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