if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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