I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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