just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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