Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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