New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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