I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
