I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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