she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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