would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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