I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize