16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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