you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I currently don't understand fingers.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
