How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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