i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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