Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
