I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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