this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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