he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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