Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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