you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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