I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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