ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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