omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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