ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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