we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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