honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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