somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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