I'm eating all of the evidence.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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