loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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