just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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