That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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