lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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