At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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