Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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