You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Sorry my hands just texted you
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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