North Korea, Best Korea!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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