i don't like sucking hair
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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