Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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