I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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