"it" just moved
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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