***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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