This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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