im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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