i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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