DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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