Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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